Let’s face it. There’s a part of all of us that want to believe we’re in the cool crowd, one of the “in” people. For many years I wanted to believe I was a happening chick till indisputable facts got in the way. Do you ever wonder the same? Then you must ask yourself the following hard questions. If you answer yes to even one, you may be hipster-challenged. Here they are…
Do you play more than three online scrabble games per day? If so, you’re on your way to geekville. I’ve become so fixated on “Words with Friends” my family accuses me of not talking to them anymore. “How many o’s am I going to get in this damn round? What’s that fancy Q word that’s worth 800 points? I’m sooooo close to that triple score. C’mon baby. Oh sorry, honey, you were saying something? The house is on fire? Okay, I’m coming. Oops, wait a minute…”
Would you rather spend an evening watching a PBS special on the British Royal family than listening to a cool local band? Yes? Then welcome to my club. This one’s really embarrassing since my husband Randy plays bass in that cool local band. I’ve wrestled with this part of myself for years. I love going out. I love music. I love seeing friends with music playing. I just have a low threshold for it. I get antsy.I want to catch up with William and Kate.
Do you sing along to show tunes in your car, belting out tracks from “West Side Story”, “Cabaret” or “Chicago”? Then you might be a dork.The other day I was driving, performing a stirring rendition of “Some People” from Gypsy (“Some people sit on their butts, got the dream. Yeah! But not the guts. That’s peachy for some people, for some hum drum…”) when my worst nightmare happened.
I had pulled up to a stoplight beside Brenda, one of our town’s perfect women. She sat in her gray SUV, cool and blond and saw my performance, no doubt wondering if she should dial 9-1-1.
It must be noted, Brenda’s the consummate anti-nerd. She would never play online Scrabble because she’s too busy running her thriving mortgage company. She always looks crisp and perfectly-coifed. Her children make the honor roll every time.
Unlike me, she would be the perfect band wife, not only showing up to every gig but bringing fresh-baked brownies for the guys (she used to do that for every boys’ soccer game, which annoyed me).
As for singing corny show tunes in her car? Brenda no doubt listens to tasteful jazz with bluesy horns and upright basses.
The light changed. Brenda gave a curt nod. I gave one back. We drove away. Oh well, I thought turning Rosalind Russell back up. We are who we are.
In short, there will always be Brendas in this world. And there will always be nerds—as there will always be yin and yang, hot and cold, war and peace.
Still, as they say, knowing and accepting ourselves is the true path to happiness.
By the way, how’d you do on the quiz? If you hit one, not bad, you’re okay, maybe even close to Brenda. But if you said yes to all three? Oh dear. Welcome to my world.
You, my friend, are a nerd.
Where do you fall on the spectrum? I’d love to hear. Comments are always welcome and thank you for sharing!!
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Beth Havey
There is absolutely no doubt that I am a nerd and proud of it!! Reading is a pleasure! Writing is my jam. And I love your posts.
Laurie Stone
Beth, Thank you so much. Your support always means a lot.
Jennifer
I think when Brenda saw you, she was jealous because she’d be too embarrassed to be seen being so free and cool!
Laurie Stone
Jennifer, Laughing. Yes, I want to believe that…
Meryl
Nerds rock! I am a member of the nerdy tribe, and for a long time denied the fact. But finally embraced my true self!
Laurie Stone
Meryl, It’s probably hard to be an introvert and a non-nerd. Sometimes I think they’re linked, but oh well…
Rebecca Forstadt Olkowski
I think you’re a happening chick. I definitely prefer finding out about William and Kate and have spent almost every night watching some type of 19th or early 20th century English TV series.
Laurie Stone
Rebecca, I think we’re some sort of soul sisters. Very much alike!
Carol Cassara
I embrace my inner nerdness. And my outer nerd, too!
Laurie Stone
Carol, Laughing. Good for you!
Janeane James
When I saw this article, I thought, no I am not a nerd. Then you asked about more than two online Scrabble games. I am not going to say how many I am playing, but it is in double digits. I am a nerd.
Laurie Stone
Janeane, I’m afraid you’re a nerd.
Diane
Just recently discovered online Scrabble. I blame you…
😉
Laurie Stone
Diane, Laughing. Guilty!
Carol Cassara
I alternate between being a nerd and a girly girl in my various habits. Just not easy to caregorize!
Laurie Stone
Carol, I can’t picture you as a nerd at all!
Lauren
I don’t think I’m a nerd (according to this), but I married one!
Laurie Stone
Lauren… laughing.
Lauren
I might be a nerd. I have a nerd side and I embrace it. What is cool anyway?
Laurie Stone
Lauren, A question for the ages.
Diane
My name is Diane and I’m a nerd.
Laurie Stone
Ha ha!! Hello, Diane. Welcome.
Bren Lee
LOL @ Laurie! You had me from the beginning but after reading your lil blips there, maybe I’m not such a nerd but just a “weirdo”. Whatever you want to label it, at least we are all unique. Isn’t that what it’s all about?
Thanks for the giggles!
B
Laurie Stone
Bren, Glad you liked it. Yes, there might be too fine a line between “nerd” and “weirdo.” I’m sure I’ve crossed the border many times.
Lisa Ricard Claro
This is so funny! Thanks. Perfect for this word nerd’s end-of-day blog read. 🙂
Laurie Stone
Lisa, Glad you like it. Us nerds need to stick together.
Diane
I don’t play Scrabble, but I do play Solitaire. More than a few games. Does that count? Soooo yes to all three! (On a side note, my son, he of the six-foot-eight height was driving home from the army base, dressed in his green fatigues and sitting in his monster truck. Looking every inch the soldier he was. He was grooving to the sounds of Sugar, Sugar by the Archies blaring through his opened windows from his truck speakers. He stopped at a light, still grooving. Sat there a moment, then realized the truckload of young teenage boys next to him were all staring up at him. Their expressions . . . interesting. When the light changed, he drove off. They didn’t. I think he scared them.)
Laurie Stone
Diane, So funny. I was just playing that song in my car the other day. Its a catchy little tune, even for a big strapping soldier!
Diane
Nerds Unite!
Laurie Stone
Diane, Laughing. Hear! Hear!
Jennifer
The Brenda’s of the world are not having as much fun. Yes. I’m a nerd although I prefer geek.
Laurie Stone
Jennifer, Interesting that you prefer “geek.” For some reason, I’ll take nerd. But either way, you’re right. We’re having more fun.
Jess
haha cute! I take Scrabble way to seriously, thus Scrabble causes much stress and I have moved over to the world of Boggle where I have atleast 10 different games running everyday <3
Laurie Stone
Jess, I can also take Scrabble too seriously. I’ve moved onto Jeopardy, which is similarly demoralizing, but fun.
Anna Palmer
Not news but still funny!
Laurie Stone
Anna, I still maintain nerds have more fun.
Rebecca Forstadt Olkowski
I discovered I was a technical nerd because I love figuring things out like setting up websites and other online stuff. I guess there are differences between nerds, geeks, weirdos and, dorks. I DO love a good PSB show and have now satisfied my Downton Abby fix with The Crown.
Laurie Stone
Rebecca, OMG. I devoured “The Crown.” Now I’m hooked on the PBS series on Queen Victoria. So wonderful. I love the way you have so many nerd categories. Sounds like a blog post!
jeremy@thirstydaddy
I don’t sing show tunes in the car, but I’m afraid I’m about as nerdy as it gets
Laurie Stone
Yes, Jeremy. I actually like being a nerd. Its much more interesting.
Christina
Don’t be a Brenda! (no offense to actual woman named Brenda lol)
Laurie Stone
Christina, Don’t worry. I’ll never be a Brenda!
Shari
It is great to be a nerd! Enjoy!
Laurie Stone
Shari, Us nerds have to stick together!
Laurie Stone
Wow Jeff, what an awesomely sweet thing to say. I remember you as one of the funniest guys I ever met. Thank you for the kind words.
Jeffrey Reilly
Laurie, I must take exception with the delusional notion that you are not a "happening chick" From the day I was blessed to have met you, as I am sure others will attest to, it was apparent you were indeed "happening". Having read your blog (which as always is amazing) I did some research. I found a foundation which publishes a rating of "happening chicks" called the HCI (happening chick index) I'm sure they got your permission for this, but I was smiling when I saw your face as the one to strive for in the HCI! I am proud to know you, love your writings and marvel at the wonderful family you guys have. Miss you and love you.