Recently, my husband Randy and I were sleeping soundly in the wee hours when our terrier, Libby, started barking. Only this wasn’t her usual “hearing a raccoon meandering outside” half-hearted growl. This was a full-throated, loud, angry protest. She leapt off the bed and stood by our front window, yapping in a maddened frenzy. Nervous at what I’d find, I crept over, and peeked out.
An unknown white sedan sat idling in our driveway, with its headlights on. Even scarier, a person was walking up our dark front walkway, with a flashlight. My first instinct was to call 911, but then I noticed something. The person wore a blue Amazon vest. I wasn’t wearing my glasses, so vision was blurry, but it looked like a woman with shoulder-length brown hair. She carried a package to our front porch, took a quick picture of it with her phone, and then made her way back to her waiting car. She drove off.
I came back to bed and told Randy what had happened. He nodded, grumbled something, and fell back to sleep. So did Libby. Of course, I lay there, brooding.
Since when does Amazon deliver at 4:45 a.m.? And, what if this wasn’t really an Amazon driver, but someone intent on breaking in? What if they had donned that familiar vest as a ruse to get on the property? Had this been a botched burglary, foiled by a 12 lb. Yorkie?
All these thoughts raced through my mind as the minutes and hours ticked away. I never fell back to sleep.
Later, I brought in the package, addressed to my mom, who lives with us. She verified that it, indeed, came from Amazon.
Now, I have to say here, I have unending admiration for these drivers. They work in every weather, every condition. They come up our hilly driveway on the snowiest days. They’re always nice. They do their job in all seasons, all climates, and now apparently—all hours.
But 4:45 a.m.?
I went on the Amazon site to lodge a complaint, but then hesitated. I don’t like getting anyone into trouble. I decided if it happens again, I’ll have no choice but to say something. I can’t have Amazon deciding when I sleep and when I wake up in the wee hours, clutching my blanket in fear.
And as much of a pain as she is, I must give credit where credit is due. I once heard a policeman say, “Most burglars won’t break into a house if they hear a barking dog.” Although her guarding skills weren’t needed after all, it’s nice to know Libby’s on duty 24/7, even leaping out of a sound sleep to protect her pack.
Meanwhile, I hope this doesn’t happen again. My nervous system couldn’t take it. Plus, we all need peaceful slumber. Even guard dogs, like Libby.
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Leslie Girmscheid
I too would be upset to be awakened at that hour, but these early morning delivery people probably love to be able to avoid daytime traffic when making their rounds.
Laurie Stone
Leslie, So true. Believe it or not, we’ve gotten used to it. I’ll find packages that were delivered early morning, but never heard them drive up.
Pennie Nichols
I think the wee-hour deliveries are intentional. We get 3 and 4 a.m. deliveries. Maybe lodging a complaint with Amazon is the way to go. I think headquarters planned it this way.
Laurie Stone
Pennie, I find that crazy, especially if it gets the dog going and scares and wakes everyone. Thankfully, our dog now sleeps through these deliveries (as do we) but it must be a pain for some.
Karen D. Austin
That is unusually early. Since the pandemic, there has been a huge uptick in delivery services. I don’t know if (as others have suggested) that your mom requested overnight or if they routes are really busy, and to get the packages out, the driver was schedule for an early start. It’s interesting to ponder how the system set up such an early delivery. (I get up at 4:30 am. I would be annoyed with deliveries after 8 pm. I have friends text and call me that late, and I have trouble going back to sleep. I am a very hard-core early bird.)
Laurie Stone
Karen, I agree that deliveries after 8:00 p.m. are too late. I also have friends who like to text late at night, which is why I keep my phone in the kitchen!
Mona Andrei aka Moxie-Dude
How creepy! That would have definitely kept me and the hamster up, thinking of all the possible scenarios!
Laurie Stone
Mona, Yes, since then I see on Amazon that you can control when they come, thank God.
Sarah
If you buy an item that has an overnight delivery option it may default to the earliest available which, yes, can be as early as 4am. You can change the time to a more reasonable hour if you don’t like getting packages that early (same here, have dogs!)
Laurie Stone
Sarah, Yes, my mom must’ve flipped that switch without knowing. I hadn’t heard of it either!
Lea Sylvestro
You spun this tale so well and prompt a number of thoughts. Amazon shouldn’t expect their employees to work all hours. Sad that we have to be suspicious all the time. Sleep – so elusive with so much to think and worry about! And great that you have a ferocious guard dog! Barking and a well-lighted house supposedly make a big difference in warding off intruders, but I feel a bit guilty about our lighted windows in this era where energy conservation is so important. XO
Laurie Stone
Lea, We have sensor lights outside, which work well. I know, this world has become so scary, we have no trust anymore.
Rebecca Olkowski
We hear huge firecrackers going off at all hours of the night so an Amazon driver wouldn’t be too scary. We also have a big shepherd dog in our yard so we feel pretty safe. But little dogs are much louder and more effective watchdogs.
Laurie Stone
Rebecca, Firecrackers going off at all hours would be challenging! Our other dog, Simon, would’ve been a wreck.
Carol Cassara
They are ubiquitous. But before 5AM making noiise? NOOO.
Laurie Stone
Carol, Amazon drivers are everywhere!
Jennifer
When I was living in Orlando, I used to get 2-4 hours delivery time-frames, no matter the time of day. It was odd at first. The perks, I guess, of living in a big city. But then we moved to Bradenton and I had to go back to getting 1 to 2-day deliveries. It was odd at first…lol.
Laurie Stone
Jennifer, I guess its all what we’re used to.
Beth Havey
I would have reacted just as you did. We don’t have a dog, so anyone could drop something on our porch and we probably wouldn’t
see it until we went out in the morning to get the newspaper!!
Laurie Stone
Beth, I wish I hadn’t known, come to think of it!
Lauren
Who knew? I thought Amazon delivery on Sunday was pr4etty amazing. My dog would sleep through this. I think.
Laurie Stone
Lauren, Sigh. Libby wouldn’t sleep through anything.
Carol Cassara
Yeah, that’s crazy to me, too.
Laurie Stone
Carol, Apparently there’s an overnight delivery button my mom might’ve pushed by accident. Good to know it’s there!
Diane
You are made of sturdier stuff than me, Laurie! I’m quite sure I’d have just fainted dead away!
Hmmm… delivery of a package–my favourite thing–vs 4:45 am delivery? Which to choose. Which to choose…
Laurie Stone
Diane, I think you’ll choose your peace of mind!
Arlene whitehouse
They only deliver at that hour if you request over nite delivery from 4 to 7 and 7 to 11. Your mom must of requested over nite and checked the time wrong. Love to read your blog.
Laurie Stone
Arlene, Thanks so much! My mother must have pushed the wrong button by accident. Never knew that feature existed, but will definitely be careful of it!